ONCE IN MY LIFE I MARRIED A WIFE
Once in my life I married a wife,

And where do you think I found her?

On Gretna Green, in velvet sheen,

And I took up a stick to pound her.

She jumped over a barberry-bush,

And I jump'd over a timber,

I showed her a gay gold ring,

And she showed me her finger.

 
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