Have not we all ever felt the desperate, unforgiving need for TP and more TP? We are not unlike The Great Cornholio who has selflessly devoted his life to a quest for TP for not only his own, but for many other bungholes who are depending on him. As he moves onward through a world that does not understand him, we must all step forward as one and together pledge support to The Great Cornholio. Were it not for this great man, an entire people would be without hope.

Give moral support for eternal TP