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I am Cornholio, I need TP for my bunghole. (31.1 kB) (.wav)

I am Cornholio, I need TP for my bunghole, heh heh, yeah, heh heh. (65.6 kB) (.wav)

I am Cornholio, I need TP for my bunghole. Come out with your pants down! (165 kB) (.au)

I am Cornholio, I need TP for my bunghole. Hey, would you like to see my bunghole? (96.1 kB) (.au)

I am Cornholio, I need TP for my bunghole. You will give me all your (_). I have no bunghole. I am Bungholio. (144 kB) (.au)

I am Cornholio. I have no bunghole. (12.3 kB) (.wav)

I am Cornholio. My bunghole will speak now! (198 kB) (.wav)

I am The Great Cornholio. You have awakened my bunghole, and now you must pay! The streets will flow with the blood of the non-believers! (251 kB) (.wav)

Are you threatening me? (10.9 kB) (.wav)

Bungholio, bungholio. You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole! (34.2 kB) (.wav)

Come out with your pants down! (30.0 kB) (.wav)

Crapachino? Crapachino! Yeah. (65.4 kB) (.wav)

Do not make my bunghole angry. (70.1 kB) (.wav)

Do you have any TP? TP for my bunghole? (80.2 kB) (.wav)

I come here to bring your people TP. (38.9 kB) (.wav)

I need crapachino for my bunghole. (56.9 kB) (.wav)

Mmmm the almighty bungholio-o-o-o. Bungholio. The almighty bungholio. Bunghole. Bungholio. (344 kB) (.wav)

My bunghole it speaks loud! (52.0 kB) (.wav)

My bunghole it goes bungo, jungo jungo jungo, rungo, ra-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa (57.7 kB) (.wav)

The entire Spanish class scene. (399 kB) (.wav)

The principal! He will give me TP. (53.9 kB) (.au)

Trick or treat, son of a bitch! (13.3 kB) (.wav)

Where I come from, we have no bungholes. (17.4 kB) (.au)

Would you like to see my bunghole? (34.3 kB) (.wav)

Would you like to see my portfolio? I have a portfolio in my bunghole, with my oleo! (128 kB) (.wav)

You can take me, but you will never take my bunghole! For I am The Great Cornholio. I have no bunghole. (173 kB) (.wav)

You will give me TP, bungholio! (17.4 kB) (.au)

My bunghole it goes rakakaka rakakatokotoko uuaaa. And then sometimes my bunghole goes raawakakakabuaa bhhhuuuaua ...(goes on) (162 kB)(.wav)

Yes Mr. President.I am Cornholio. My bunghole it goes raawakakakaka ...Mr. President. Mr. President I can't make out what you're saying (106 kB)(.wav)

Aaaa, rollio! Rollios for my bunghole. (107 kB)(.wav)

The Great Cornholio's Halloween song (378 kB)(.wav)

My people, we have but one bunghole. (27.0 kB)(.wav)

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