Swinging foam swords in the night,
tending the bathtub burning bright,
watching neeps inciting a fight,
breaking sticks over rocks,
wearing 5 pairs of soggy socks,
taking shots and breaking blocks,
did I remember to put more socks on?
people using waylay as a con (ahem, ahem),
I'm afraid to use the john,
Food is starting to get sparse,
I think I hit "someone" in the arse,
in the forest are old toilets and a car.
Sleeping under and next to a bar,
The space heater is making passes at me,
I'm still afraid to take a pee.
Tying up neeps,
trying to sleeps,
sailing the river in our tent,
telling ogres to get bent,
setting fire to marshmallows,
kicking snoring bedfellows,
coughing up a lung,
wishing there was sun,
couldn't have had more fun!